- When you slap an ass, your chance of getting slapped in the face goes up exponentially.
- Don’t slap the face of a friend who was in a recent bike accident. They won’t find it funny.
- Somehow, pimps slapping women in the face has become a joke. I blame Katt Williams and Rudy Ray Moore, mostly.
- Slaps to the face cause 5 seconds of “instant hate.”
- Face slap < elbow smash (in quantity of pain).
- Getting slapped in the face is as easy as scaring your unsuspecting girlfriend. Or sister. Or grandmother. Or seal.
- Never, never slap a baby in the face.
- Slapping a man’s face with a fish is hilarious. Joke fact.
- I have never not deserved a slap in my face for saying or doing some dumb shit.
- A slap has to be open-handed. It is a warning. It isn’t meant to do more than sting a bit. A closed-fist punch is a whole different story.
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