- I used to hate showering when I was young. I think it’s because my parents used to run the shower at a really high temperature when I was sick, and force me to sit in the bathroom and breathe in the steam.
- Showering with another person is like being in a clown car. Somehow it works, but it’s damn awkward.
- It’s important to wash everything. Be thorough. Don’t skip your bum!
- For people with oily skin (like me), hot showers are great. It leaves your skin a bit more red, but it’s great at really cleaning and opening up your pores.
- The bathroom is where I sing, think, and find time for myself. I like the bathroom. It’s quiet.
- I used to shave my face before the shower…but no more!
- I’ll always have a soft spot for baths, but honestly…taking a bath is such a production.
- Jews have a strange relationship with showers. I mean…I know that when I turn on the taps, water will come out. I know that. But still… just for a second…you gotta wonder…
- I find showers sexy, and I can trace that entirely back to an adolescence wasted watching late night blue movies.
- When you want privacy, just turn on the taps and yell “I’m just taking a shower!” Works every time.
#3 reminds me of this Natalie Dee comic.
#8 — funny.