You’re an official
member of the
A god with temples
all across the land.
But what are you
the god of?
And no, you can’t take another god’s place–so being the God of Wine is out, because that’s Dionysus’ job. And, yeah, these are modern temples built today, so you can totally be the God of Air Conditioning or the God of Easy Listening Music if that’s what you’re into. Also, it’s better to go with something more obscure, because not only are the big ones taken, but the cults behind the less obvious gods tend to offer the wilder and more interesting sacrifices.
OOOOOOH! Bonus Question! What do you demand as a sacrifice for your beneficence?
Personally, I’m claiming my right as the God of Stupid Questions, and all those who want to honour my existence must sacrifice their common sense and practicality to benefit from my glory.