I just read Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol (again).
I Browse the Obituaries Daily
Sixty isn’t old, right?
Sixty isn’t old, right?
My Day Off
I couldn’t bear the idea of being around people.
I couldn’t bear the idea of being around people.
Freedom to Leave
After our passports arrive, nothing can hold us here.
After our passports arrive, nothing can hold us here.
People Who Died
Q: Is punk an attitude or a musical genre?
Q: Is punk an attitude or a musical genre?
More Stories About Crows
Caution: boomer rant approaching.
Caution: boomer rant approaching.
David Sedaris Is the Reason I Became a Writer
He showed me that I could draw from episodes in my life and write them into stories.
He showed me that I could draw from episodes in my life and write them into stories.
Mortified: Perpetuating Racist Stereotypes
It’s not being politically correct, it’s being polite. It’s treating people as equals.
It’s not being politically correct, it’s being polite. It’s treating people as equals.
I Have Tourette Syndrome, and I Don’t Give a Crap What Anyone Thinks.
I’m announcing a shift in the universe.
I’m announcing a shift in the universe.
White Knuckles
If I had any trouble with our steering wheel, it would have been due to my vice-like grip that I couldn’t relax.
If I had any trouble with our steering wheel, it would have been due to my vice-like grip that I couldn’t relax.
Etymology, Idioms & Blogs
Creating blogging relationships is tiring stuff.
Creating blogging relationships is tiring stuff.
I Killed the Crow
Trigger warning: All kinds of disturbing stuff in this one.
Trigger warning: All kinds of disturbing stuff in this one.
9/11 Is Old Enough to Drink
Maybe not quite an adult yet, but yes, old enough to drink.
Maybe not quite an adult yet, but yes, old enough to drink.
Blooms
Like a Jackson Pollock tattoo, my arms are speckled and splattered with red blooms.
Like a Jackson Pollock tattoo, my arms are speckled and splattered with red blooms.
What I Know
By seeing all I’ve been missing, I accidently discovered a problem I didn’t know I had.
By seeing all I’ve been missing, I accidently discovered a problem I didn’t know I had.
Ghost Story
I’m a grown man scared of ghosts.
I’m a grown man scared of ghosts.