Does my motivation seem misguided to you?
Found Treasure
I had no obvious use for it.
I had no obvious use for it.
Staring
I catch myself staring a lot these days—always a vacant stare.
I catch myself staring a lot these days—always a vacant stare.
Walking a Wobbly Rope
David Sedaris called me an amateur.
David Sedaris called me an amateur.
Eight Ways to Improve Your Writing*
I’d really like to follow through on one of the writing suggestions I gave myself.
I’d really like to follow through on one of the writing suggestions I gave myself.
My New Plan
By announcing my diet to the entire world, I’m trying to shame myself into losing the weight I gained.
By announcing my diet to the entire world, I’m trying to shame myself into losing the weight I gained.
Braining Davey Fend
“Look what you did to me. You killed me!”
“Look what you did to me. You killed me!”
Stewing Poison
I lack resilience. I’m easily weighed down when I feel like problems are ganging up on me.
I lack resilience. I’m easily weighed down when I feel like problems are ganging up on me.
The Conversation: At a Crossroads
I felt better after the conversation and hours later, the feeling remains.
I felt better after the conversation and hours later, the feeling remains.
What We Found in the Dead Space
Over the past eighteen years, I often imagined Bad Ronald in there watching me through a tiny hole.
Over the past eighteen years, I often imagined Bad Ronald in there watching me through a tiny hole.
The Attack
Today is something of a loss for us all, humans and cats.
Today is something of a loss for us all, humans and cats.
iShower
May your new year be filled with peace, joy and unending cleanliness.
May your new year be filled with peace, joy and unending cleanliness.
The Unexpected Loss
It’s like that recurring dream I have where I try to place an emergency call on a rotary dial phone.
It’s like that recurring dream I have where I try to place an emergency call on a rotary dial phone.
My New Year’s Resolution: Surrender
I have Tourette. It’s part of who I am. Fighting it is useless.
I have Tourette. It’s part of who I am. Fighting it is useless.
Life-Changing Moments
My brain injury wreaked havoc on my life, changed my life.
My brain injury wreaked havoc on my life, changed my life.
Don’t Be a Karen
There’s so much more to be pissed about.
There’s so much more to be pissed about.















