Blogging is both the most and least rewarding hobby I can imagine.
Caffeinated
Caffeine is a drug. And I'm a guy with a long history of abusing it.
Caffeine is a drug. And I’m a guy with a long history of abusing it.
The Hair Wiz
Paying for a haircut strikes me as equivalent to throwing money on the floor and watching someone sweep it into the trash.
Paying for a haircut strikes me as equivalent to throwing money on the floor and watching someone sweep it into the trash.
I Quit Drinking with No Drama
By the time I quit drinking, I was a light drinker with a drinking problem.
By the time I quit drinking, I was a light drinker with a drinking problem.
5 Children’s Books I’ve Read Hundreds of Times
At one point, I’d memorized all five.
At one point, I’d memorized all five.
Endurance, Tattoos and Pain
Any age ending in “three” is destined to be an afterthought.
Any age ending in “three” is destined to be an afterthought.
Snickers
What happens when we play favorites?
What happens when we play favorites?
Drivel (It’s All in My Head)
I respond well to a placebo effect.
I respond well to a placebo effect.
The Break Down
"Dad, why don't we call a friend?"
“Dad, why don’t we call a friend?”
The Fluoride Treatment
I am truly scarred from the experience.
I am truly scarred from the experience.
Seriously Happy
Our new personal resolutions are about seeking pleasure.
Our new personal resolutions are about seeking pleasure.
Fairyland FKT
One week into my family vacation, my legs were itching for punishment.
One week into my family vacation, my legs were itching for punishment
Worms
"My mom has worms in her butt." Aw, kids say the darndest things.
“My mom has worms in her butt.” Aw, kids say the darndest things.
Dead Man in the Surf
Beach vacations include a hot summer day, crowded beaches and lying in the surf, just pretending.
Beach vacations include a hot summer day, crowded beaches and lying in the surf, just pretending.
Ring Dings
Why snack foods are an issue.
Why snack foods are an issue.
What’s a Bit?
These units of measurement go far back in history and could possibly have been invented by aliens.
These units of measurement go far back in history and could possibly have been invented by aliens.