Guess who wants to secure your manliness with MANscara?
A note from the product details says:
Upheld in its water resistant lengthening cream based formula are a few tricks of the trade to amplify your look, maintain your manhood and create a striking illusion, certain to attract.
As our Editor-in-Chief, Noah Brand, said, “MMUK stands for Manly Man UK, so the full name of this product is the Manly Man Man Manscara. I am not joking. That may be the most insecure product name I have ever even heard of.”
What do you say? Want to try some Man Man Man Man Man Manscara?
I personally am a sucker for men who wear eyeliner. So, I say drop all the words trying to enforce a fake manhood, and wear whatever it is–whether it be cologne, $5 CVS eyeliner or Manscara—like you’re proud!
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