In news certain to send a shiver of horror down the spines of parents everywhere, testing has proved that video games and marijuana … are good for memory.
The Groningen Mental Enhancement Department in the Netherlands recently conducted a one-year study to see how gaming and cannabis can affect the brains of Alzheimer's patients. All the test subjects played increasingly challenging games each day, but half the group was also administered smoke. Would you believe that the marijuana test group scored 43 percent better memory retention than the control group
Some notes for all your aspiring weed-laden gamers: it has to be the combination of elements, not just one or the other. Second … you know what? Whatever. You're not gonna remember most of this anyway, are you? You're busy memorizing that new Call of Duty map … you're not even still reading this, are you? Why do we even bother …
