
John Tinseth reflects on the time his father placed mysterious little white flags in their front yard, and how no one ever asked what they were for.
I watched him stick the first of many white flags in our front yard. Made from wire coat hangers and a bed sheet, the miniature flags, over a week’s time, filled our postage stamp yard and it soon looked like a putting green. No one ever asked him what they were for.
On Saturday, he invited the neighbor over for late afternoon beers and BBQ. Earlier in the day, I was treated to a top down drive in his Berkley, a chain driven British sports car that rarely ran, and slot car racing at the Hayes Hobby Store in Fayetteville. We raced a blue Ford GT 40 with a Cox hand control. It also rarely ran. I wanted to ask about the flags…but didn’t.
Later that afternoon he and the neighbor are drinking beers on the patio when the neighbor laughingly asks, “What’s up with all those little flags in your front yard?” He takes a drag off a Marlboro, looks the man in the eyes and replies through a blue stream of exhaled smoke, “That’s where your dog shits in my yard.”

We totally did this 20 years ago when I was a teenager, except the flags were orange. Those people still live there, and their dogs still shit in my mom’s yard sometimes, but not nearly as often.
Is this your father: http://blog.cleveland.com/sun/intermission_impact/2009/01/large_Clint_Eastwood_Gran_Torino.jpg ?
I love that movie. Clint Eastwood is the man.
I love that your dad did this, John. Stories like this are so good that people won’t believe they’re true, and will still repeat them.
God, I just reread this and loved it even more the second time.
Your father’s is brilliant communication! 😀
Priceless! Absolutely priceless!