Seriously? Mansize tissues? Are your noses really that much bigger?
1. His and hers earplugs.
I couldn’t figure out why loud noises were waking me up at night. And then I realized: The pieces of foam I jammed into my ear canal weren’t PINK. Once I switched to pink ear plugs, I slept like a (female) baby.
2. Hair regrowth treatment for women and for men.
Hair loss can be embarrassing, but not HALF as embarrassing as buying medication in a dark green box! Minoxidil solves that problem by offering the exact same product in an adorable lilac package (and for all you dumb boys out there, “lilac” means “purple.” LOL!).
3. Yogurt for men.
My boyfriend ate normal yogurt once and now he’s pregnant.
4. Women’s and men’s shaving razors.
It’s a scientific fact that men’s hair is 100 to 200 times thicker than women’s due to their abounding testosterone and other manly juices. That’s why you should never, ever shave with a men’s razor if you’re a lady. It’ll take the skin clean off your shin. It’s science.
5. Men’s and Women’s electric razors.
Did you not hear me before? THE SKIN. CLEAN OFF.
6. Men’s and women’s deodorant.
Sure it smells the same. But you’d know. Then how could you live with yourself?
7. Men’s Tissues
I was ankle-deep in my boyfriend’s mucus before we bought these man-sized Kleenex. Ordinary tissues just couldn’t contain his oversized, masculine boogers.