Careers That Prevent Adultery

What types of jobs make fooling around impossible?

Everyone can sneak in a text here and there, right? Well, not true. Some jobs are the proverbial cockblockers.

Radiation Tech (a proverbial dead zone, lol, until they leave work)
Assembly Line Jobs (short of small breaks where opportunity abounds)
Surgeon (at least, we hope when we’re on the operating room table, but most of them still do fuck around)
Executives (Back-to-back meetings, anyone? But they usually still cheat like the scoundrels they are. See below.)
Teachers (teaching our precious babies until they do their dirty during recess, PE, music class, and free periods)
Construction (when they aren’t screwing wood, they are screwing the hot secretary, the hot wives, the hot suppliers of flooring, hardware, plumbing, etc.)
Road Workers (when they aren’t laying new roads, they are jackhammering whomever they can find)
Inmate (but he’s probably getting plenty of side action, if you know what I mean)
High Government Clearance (too busy with work problems to seek sexy times, unless it’s with another overworked co-worker)

The point is no career can prevent adultery.

Some may be able to thwart it temporarily, and there might be some impediments. Yet, if someone wants side action, they’ll find it.

Which professions cheat the most?

Let’s do this in reverse, Letterman style, shall we?

10.
Men — Arts and Entertainment
Women — Lawyer

9.
Men — Education
Women — Salesperson

8.
Men — Lawyer
Women — Housewife

7.
Men — Doctor
Women — Hairstylists

6.
Men — Marketing & Communication
Women — Secretary

5.
Men — Finance
Women — Real Estate Agent

4.
Men — Retail and Hospitality
Women — Waitress

3.
Men — Military
Women — Teacher

2.
Men — Information Technology
Women — Flight Attendant

Annnnddd, here’s number one! (Drum roll, please)

1.
Men — Police
Women — Nurses

Other (dis)honorable mentions:

Airline pilots — I’ve run into many a cheating pilot in my adultery days.
“What do you do?” I’d ask.
“I’m a pilot.”
“Uh, no thanks, you guys fuck anything that moves.”

I know I was being judgy, but it’s too damn true. I did not wish to play roulette with my pussy. Time away from home breeds opportunity! They are miles from dear wifey and have suddenly become single.

Truck drivers and traveling salesmen. Again, opportunity and anonymity equals fuck boy.

And speaking of sluts, see below:

And c’mon, professional athletes or musicians should come with a warning label: “WHORE MUCH.” Some people just want to fuck famous people, no matter the risk. Not me. Unless Stanley Tucci throws himself at me (and then all bets are off).
Men also who earn less than their wives are a proven cheating demographic. As is the “stay-at-home” dad. They are looking for extramarital nookie, maybe because their wives are too busy being the primary breadwinners.

Who else is horny?

Firemen. How many firemen did I get pics of? So many. Such hot guys in full uniform. Fuck me.

“I can hose you down, lil lady.”
Oh, I’m sure you can.
It’s getting hot in here *as I fan myself.*

Those dudes didn’t even have to try hard to screw around. They just went shirtless under their baggy fire gear and cue a puddle of twat juice.

Another dishonorable mention: C-Suite or Upper Management Men. The executives have power and money, and it all goes to their heads and dick. They are usually fucking a few underlings and whoever else they can get their paws on.
Gym trainers. They are usually insufferable and arrogant and far too muscle-bound. Yet, they cheat because they can.
Do engineers get a special shout-out? They should. They are usually secret freaks.
Oh, and I didn’t mention POLITICIANS! Our favorite cheaters. They can justify anything (kinda like me, lol). Hmmm…I consider any government job like a brothel with cubicles (or if you are really wretched, you get your own office). They’ll take a pretend business “lunch” anytime.