Falling for the Fakes

Why are men so gullible when looking for an affair?

“This college girl is really into older married men.”

And she’s horny and ready now.

Hahahahaha.
Really. I don’t think so.
Can you say “sugar baby”?

Yet, men fall for every trick. Women in faraway countries. In different timezones. Because they are looking for some hot, young thing.

C’mon maaaaan.

Scammers send full-body pics. Enticing ones. With their faces. THEY AREN’T REAL WOMEN LOOKING FOR AN AFFAIR. They want your money. Duh.

Too good to be true is too good to be true.

No real women give guys the goods within moments of chatting. It doesn’t happen.

According to the musical Jersey Boys,
“There’s two types of women.
There’s Type A and Type B.
Type A: They’re real easy. They jump right into bed with you. Boom, boom, boom. Then, later on, they break your balls.”

Women are suspicious and careful for a reason. They’ve been burned if they have been in this “lifestyle” for over a minute.

Don’t fall for it.

A young pretty catfish is going to sink her fangs into your naive ass sooner rather than later.

Ways to avoid falling for the fakes:

Be discerning.
Don’t show your face.
Use a “faraway” shot of you in a hat or with sunglasses.
Send a pic of your profile or a Picasso-esque cropped one (my specialty).
Obscure your face, but show your body.
NEVER use any picture you’ve used on social media with your true identity.
Always communicate through an app like Telegram and set a timer to “self-destruct” your pictures in a few seconds.
Make sure you use “incognito mode” for any shady search.
Opt out of any virtual Whitepages.
Do not share your location until you verify that they aren’t a “fake.”
Don’t share your job information.

I don’t care how horny you are OR how long your wife hasn’t laid a finger on you. Don’t get too eager to share.

Learn the tells of a FAKE woman:

Poor use of English.
Too eager.
Looking for lots of information.
They make promises about their desirability.
Very complimentary.

“I can fuck you so good.”
“I love you long time.”
“Me so horny.”

Seriously, I laughed while writing this. She talks like Jar Jar Binks. How stupid can guys be?

Pictures only tell part of the story. Learn the “tells” of a catfish online. Any woman who is TOO eager is not real. Cheating women are wary and wise. They learn quickly to suss out men. They are inundated with loads of horny morons.

Guys, remember, many people have an ulterior motive. You have to be smart when looking for a lover “out of network,” as I like to call it.

Don’t be fooled. And don’t fall for the fakes.

Read this one on spotting a catfish:

Catfishing 101
6 Tips to prevent even smart people from getting duped in the “married but dating” pool
medium.com

I’m a Bot on Ashley Madison
Fake Women vs Real Women
medium.com

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This post was previously published on medium.com.

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