How Well Do You Know Your Husband?

I know if I could fit this all in one
screen this is gonna be so funny
there’s my partner’s favorite sex
position and I don’t even know if you
could really tell what’s happening here
mine’s legally used to come big monster
oh my god that’s what the same thing on
the shoulders but flipped up dipping in
[Laughter]
hi I’m Jonathan I am mitri and we’ve
been married for six years and we live
in Los Angeles California I think I know
him really well and I think he doesn’t
know me well he does know me he just
forgets at least favorite his least
favorite body parts let’s see this is
his butt and I’m also really bad head
draw hey he says he has big nipples but
I think they’re fine he’s right yeah he
really dislikes his own feet despite
having a fetish I don’t have like a
full-on foot fetish it’s just like I
appreciate nice looking feet fetish all
right so this is your biggest fear I
think oh yeah I’m getting acid on his
face from the from the time we’ve been
dating he’s probably mentioned this at
least once every like two to three
months like imagine if you got acid
thrown on your face whatever fucking
scary I would say spiders I hate spiders
but Birds Oh Birds
yeah he’s afraid of pigeons we walk
white pigeon and he’s fucking running
away from them screaming so it’s really
hard to imagine you’re like I know I’m
stray you would be with what’s your
obsessed that one girl I think he would
be with a Britney Spears I see Nikita
dragon oh my gosh I do love her yeah
yeah so you would definitely be dating
her yeah I shoot for sure be mourning
Spears yeah I mean I mean I’m obsessed
it’s just because it’s this favorite but
I don’t know
this is your favorite feature on
yourself this is yours you always show
it off
you love to show it off you’re so
actually I like comments sometimes like
this is like this is his chest
yes humongous a huge chest so he loves
his legs for sure he has big baby legs
we call it baby legs yeah and he always
has to wear like some really really
tight shorts to show him off even more
when he doesn’t need to and he always
has to wear something super see-through
or like deep cut my partner’s here food
avorite food I don’t even have to spell
it or drop okay crispy hi nice chicken I
don’t even know if I spelt it right but
that’s just like favorite dish whenever
we go to like a Thai restaurant crispy
yes something like that
I’m not hi this is fried rice so like
he’ll order he when he was a child he
would his parents had ordered him just
like a plate of fried rice all to
himself like every time I live who is
your celebrity crush I got a cat
remember his name yeah
I’m gonna write his character cake
hammer has actual name but Troy Bolton
from high school musical who is that
that gap yeah yeah Zac Efron hi Zanna hi
remember Troy Bolton but not Zico I
would say yours Tupac you kind of look
like to puck but no that’s not lame yeah
like a surgeon and I know this is a one
you dread because you don’t really do
any other ones and you complain about
this one oh what’s ha I don’t know you
like love to clean I’d say he doesn’t
like to like anything would be like not
doing the dishes it’s in laundry he
hates laundry was I supposed to dry it
I used to write it no well are you
naturally town to that I’d say cooking
eyebrows yeah so like and I’m not gonna
try he’s gonna cooking like he never was
trained but like he whatever he puts
together is like always really good and
he does eyebrows for a living and he’s
like so good at it so I would say that
Dmitri knows me better for sure because
he really does pay attention to like
small little details yeah even things
that I forgot that I said he’ll remember
so yeah I would say you know me more
yeah I definitely know him a lot better
and I don’t think it’s like he doesn’t
know me it’s just like his mind doesn’t
go to like the fine details
[Music]

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