I was simply inspired by that Republican National Convention! So, I wrote this speech for Trump. Have no fear. It was independently done. Just me and my crackerjack speech-writing team. We may have lifted some “common phrases” that were used in prior famous speeches of Presidents Washington, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, LBJ, Reagan and Obama. OK, so it was mostly lifted from those guys. But like Melania, I did make some small adjustments to put it in Trumpian context:
Now we are engaged in a great civil war – between Black Lives Matter and Islamic Fundamentalists, on the one hand, and good kind gun-toting racists on the other – testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure.
Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of Obama and Hillary may speedily pass away.
This great nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. We will be – as I have said – “Great Again.” In the future days, which we seek to make secure, we look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms.
Actually, eff that. I’m just going to focus on the fourth – freedom from fear, while ignoring freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom from want.
And so, my fellow Americans, and by that term I mean to exclude the blacks, the gays, Mexicans, and those of the Islamic and Jewish faiths: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country to make it great. (Hint: Build a wall!) Take up your own personal role and duty in spreading hatred, in pushing for more selfishness, and less emphathy. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of white Christian men.
Because it is not just poor whites, but really it is all of us whites, who must overcome the crippling legacy of PC culture, reverse racism, and injustice. And we shall overcome.
And we welcome change and closedmindedness; for we believe that freedom and security go together, that the advance of human liberty for a preferred class of people can only strengthen the cause of world domination.
There is one sign that would advance dramatically the cause of Trump. President of Mexico, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for your nation, Come here to this gate! Close this gate! Build and pay for this wall!
In closing, for those of our own skin color, religion and sexual orientation, let us be our brother’s keeper, Scripture tells us. Let us be our white straight sister’s keeper, so long as they listen to us men when we tell them what’s best for them. Let us find that common stake we all have in one another, and let our politics reflect that spirit as well.
In closing, we will win. And we will win so fast and so hard and so huge, that your head will spin. Thank you. God Bless America.
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Awesome!
So when are you guys going to talk about the DNC email leak? Never because it doesn’t fit the narrative? Oh, ok.