Over the Counter

Over the counter

I never liked them anyways

And THEY ALWAYS came with a safety cap

for something that’s not now very safe

The bottle always asserted its authority

just two

wait this long if you really want more

Treated me like a child

even though it said “extra strength”

I am not pregnant

that’s hard for a man

particularly in their sixties

but what’s not good for a goose

is maybe even worse for a gander.

I live with pain

constantly

Bad neighbors

Bad news

and so —

pretty bad headaches…

I can easily explore better options

no warnings on dosages

I well know

what works well

and even

if I have

brutal head throbbing the next morning

and mess up the car driving

At least I had me some fun.

What am I

What am I but a commercial painter

making the same strokes over and over on black velvet nap

always charging the same prices

always settling for less:

I know you, too,

paint the same pictures over and over —

that’s how I can sell you mine.

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FAQs – About The Good Men Project

What is The Good Men Project?

The Good Men Project is a mission-driven media platform founded in 2010 that explores modern masculinity, men’s mental health, relationships, fatherhood, identity, and social change through personal stories, expert insights, and cultural analysis.

What is The Good Men Project’s mission?

Our mission is to expand the conversation about what it means to be a good man in the 21st century — in ways that are inclusive, emotionally honest, and grounded in real human experience.

Why does The Good Men Project focus on masculinity?

Because masculinity shapes how men show up in relationships, families, workplaces, and communities. Examining it thoughtfully helps reduce harm, challenge stereotypes, and create healthier outcomes for everyone.

Is The Good Men Project inclusive?

Yes. GMP is committed to inclusive, progressive perspectives that challenge sexism, racism, homophobia, and narrow gender roles. We believe expanding masculinity benefits people of all genders.

How long has The Good Men Project been around?

The Good Men Project was founded in 2010 and has published continuously for over 15 years, making it one of the longest-running platforms dedicated to modern masculinity and men’s issues.

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