Unfortunately, not all dads are created equally. Some are certainly more clever and hilarious than your typical dad. These confessions are about the wittiest, punny-est, hilarious, loving and dad-joke loaded fathers. Read on for a good chuckle about these dads who are too cool for school.
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1.) When my dad took me bra shopping for the first time he posted about it on Facebook and tagged me.
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2.) I’m out to my dad and I also can drive. One time I asked if I need to turn and he said “Go straight”. Followed by “I know that’s hard for you so you just continue going forward.” LOL.
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3.) My dad explained “the birds & the bees” using Pokémon names. “There comes a time in a boys’ life where his Ekans will Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs.” I died laughing.
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4.) My dad thought my bath bomb was a toilet cleaner.
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5.) When we were on vacation my dad would take selfies everywhere we went except he was calling them facies.
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6.) I’m getting matching tattoos with my dad. He’s the coolest dad I know!
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7.) My dad says my phone is the only proper relationship I’ve ever had, so he named “him” Albert.
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8.) I used to pretend my dad was Tim Allen because he resembled him so much. In fact, my dad went along with it a few times LOL.
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9.) You know you’ve been raised by really good men in your life when your dad and your brothers are so accepting of you being gay to the point where they do full checks on the guys I date ?? BLESSED!
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10.) My dad always plays Taylor Swift and dances around the house when I’m having a bad day. He’s a goofball, but he know I love Taylor Swift and it’s so sweet of him!
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11.) When my dad gets drunk he gets emotional talking about Justin Bieber.
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12.) One time at the doctor’s office and the doctor said “Now I’m gonna look at your private area. Make sure you have 2…testicles.” Then my dads was like “Instead of 3!?” Lol. He cracks me up!
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13.) My dad is in his 50’s and he’s having . a party in the garage with all his college buddies. Here I am alone upstairs in the dark in my bedroom listening to the music faintly underneath me.
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14.) My dad just texted me that I was too loud and to not wake my mother. Apparently he heard me hooking up! Good looking out, dad.
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15.) My dad posted a picture of his “Condom challenge fail” It was a picture of me :/
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16.) I accidentally sent my dad the link to the porn I was watching. He replied, “”
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17.) The first time I got drunk I texted my dad, “Call me Katy Perry because I kissed a girl and I liked it!” He offered to give me a ride home and never tell my mom!
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18.) My dad has an album in his notes for slang words. Last night he pulled out his phone, paused and said “bitch don’t kill my vibe”
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19.) So a few months ago I was on my period and my dad kept sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door than ran downstairs shouting “SATAN HAS BEEN FED” …
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20.) I accidentally texted my dad the lyrics to Goner by Twenty One Pilots and he was like “bitch you okay?” I died laughing.
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