1. What’s in a name? Wikileaks is about to find out.
2. Hello, 9-11? Yes, I’d like to report a missing snow-person.
4. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
5. Delaying the tax vote could cause another stock market plunge. Great.
7. Need an urgent kidney transplant? Good luck getting one if you’re from Arizona.
8. Men, it’s as good a time as any to take up boxing.
9. Chuck Norris is so badass, they gave him an award.
10. Wait, what is this laptop powered by?