Quick universal recap for every single episode of The Walking Dead this season:
EPISODE_____: Rick grows more stubble. Herschel delivers a reasonable speech on crutches. The Governor menaces the Nerd, then makes out with the blond traitor. Once again, you try to decide if Maggie is attractive or not. Once again, you reflect that Maggie hasn’t brushed her teeth in a year and a half. The townspeople seem unaccountably restive, given what’s on the other side of the Impenetrable Tire Pile. Merle re-fits the knife on his wrist while being pretty much too rednecky to exist, even in Barney Frank’s Apocalypse. For 45 minutes, no one you care about gets bit. Then some arrow-to-eye. Some bat-to-head. But not nearly enough. Long shot of moaners in a field. Where’s the ammo store again? The chick you can’t remember the name of looks wan. Please, not another scene with the baby. Even a Prius needs gas sometimes. Rick smolders with his head at an uncomfortably chiropractic angle. Credits.
Rick grows more stubble.
i dont watch tv anymore, so how wonderful to see ‘egg’ from ‘this life'(a brit mid90s tv show) staring at me. facial hair really suits andrew lincoln, looks alot better with it.
was looking at his wiki. shoulder length hair, his face graced with the beard – most handsome
I haven’t even started watching Season 3 yet but I guess now I know the answer to “has it improved at all?”
And I can’t wait to watch it now.
Interestingly, the Walking Dead video game by Telltale Games is just about the opposite of the TV show in every respect; I was genuinely surprised at several points and had a hard time not crying at the end (which I will not spoil).
Last night Sean said that Darryl looks like he wakes up and takes a bath in I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
It’s so funny because I was just thinking about how long they have been driving around without getting gas just last night 🙂
First, I love The Walking Dead. And yet I also love this recap.