1. We’ll miss you, Shirley.
2. How Wikileaks leaks everything.
3. The man behind Wikileaks—before Wikileaks.
4. A Spanish woman claims to be the legal owner of the sun, and fails to realize that she’s now liable for every case of skin cancer. Ever.
5. But is she getting her vitamin D?
6. God didn’t drop that pass Stevie. You did.
7. Meet the wealthiest electrician in the world.
8. Seriously? A year after I graduate? C’mon.
9. And now this? Life is not fair.
10. Why every dad needs to be on Facebook.