Eating My Feelings August 11, 2010 by Rob Gould 2 Comments Rob Gould orders two brownies. Hilarity ensues. Whole Foods Bakery Associate (WFBA): Can I help you? Me: I’d like two of those huge brownies on the top shelf pleasee. WFBA: Would you like them in a bag or a box? Me: You can put them in my hand. WFBA: Both of them? Me: Yes, both of them. Please just hand them to me. WFBA: Do you want a napkin or anything? (Passing me the two brownies.) ME: No, thank you. I’m all set. WFBA: Please bring this label to the cashier. (Passing me the barcode/pricing label.) Me: Thank you. Do you realize you’re staring at me with your mouth open? WFBA: Sorry, will there be anything else? Me: Got any morphine back there? WFBA: Fresh out. Me: Thanks anyway.
A bit goofy, but filling.
LOL…. i just love this.