1. Goodbye, Harry Baals (and democracy).
2. Zach Galifianakis, Jennifer Aniston, and Tequila.
3. Watch the world get fat.
4. The dirtiest player in hockey.
5. Man up? Not again. And not like this.
5. Egypt wants something better than democracy.
6. An $1,800, 8-year-old smurf-spending spree.
7. The most awkward couples in T.V.
8. All the Super Bowl ads in two minutes.
9. We’ll be immortal in 34 years.
10. Oh, Silvio.