1. You know what? I’ll take that reward.
2. As opposed to a “simple” migraine?
3. Five hundred people can’t draw a straight line.
4. HIV doesn’t exist, says doctor … er, I mean, boxer.
5. A Hot Pocket kidnapping.
6. I’m just surfing the web, dude.
7. How much is human life worth?
8. A kitten’s life is worth 50 bucks and a free plane ticket.
9. Child labor at Apple.
10. Oh, Moldova.
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