1. Your Oscar winners are …
2. Yippee! We won! Oh … shit.
3. Ted Kennedy loved Chile.
4. Ah, the good old imaginary girlfriend.
5. This kid is awesome.
6. So are you, Internet.
7. What didn’t win “Best Picture”?
8. Want to be a successful man, man?
9. Being old ain’t so bad.
10. Beer is the best medicine. Seriously.
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