1. Women love Troy Polamalu and don’t hate Brett Favre.
2. What the hell is going on at at the University of Iowa?
3. Grandma’s heating the swimming pool. Wait, isn’t Grandma dead?
4. The last postcard ever sent finally arrives.
5. You—yes, you!—can become your own country.
6. Steal your own car and win a million dollars.
7. Being a bus driver is awful.
8. A white girl to be tried as a black adult. Cue the outrage.
9. “Was Hitler really that bad of a guy?” Take a bow, Yahoo! Answers.
10. The State of the Union in three words … in a lot of words.