1. Elephants are cheaters.
2. Psychoactive sex.
3. Dog owners are the fittest.
4. Jay Cutler is a Twinkie.
5. Ochocinco in the MLS?
6. On Saturday, look at the moon.
7. Real subtle, guys.
8. U.S. life expectancy is higher than ever.
9. The easiest way to get a six-pack.
10. Analyzing Obama’s bracket.
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