1. You need to sleep more.
2. Um, so who said it then?
3. Are teachers and cops committing more sex crimes?
4. Tennessee is the happiest state, says Twitter.
5. Andruw Jones has always wanted a ring.
6. Do you want to be Princeton’s next basketball coach?
7. What happens if the government shuts down?
8. Breakfast beer isn’t a good idea.
9. If you ever own a Rolex, this is how you’d clean it.
10. Experts are wrong because they’re always trying to be right.
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