1. Volkswagen wants men to drive the Beetle.
2. Now that’s a lot of fraud.
3. Cussing will relieve your pain.
4. A 6-year-old brought a loaded gun to school. Seriously.
5. Taco Bell has enough meat.
6. If you tweet, you’ll be single soon.
7. Symmetry is beautiful.
8. A 9-year-old saved his sister with CPR he learned on TV.
9. Syria was under a state of emergency for 48 years.
10. Raise your hand if you’ll miss poker on TV? Anyone?