1. No way! The President is American.
2. Maurice Sendak isn’t well.
3. Al Qaeda wanted to cut down the Brooklyn Bridge.
4. But what if the aliens want to talk to us?
5. Carl Lewis can’t run for Senate.
6. If you’re wearing a Casio, you might be a terrorist.
7. The Governator is back to Terminator.
8. Don’t worry, BP is still bathing in cash.
9. The writer of Fast Five finally speaks.
10. Vancouver, you can breathe.
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