1. The tornadoes are frightening.
2. Men divorcing their wives with a text message.
3. Danilo Gallinari wants to take a sheet.
4. Be happy you weren’t invited to the Royal Wedding.
5. The Dalai Lama’s replacement graduated from Harvard.
6. Go back in time with your favorite websites.
7. Is your brain on?
8. You don’t always die when you drive your car into the Grand Canyon.
9. Women have more advanced degrees.
10. What happens to the last pick in the NFL draft?