1. Republicans made a last-ditch attempt to block the DADT repeal last night. They failed.
2. Devin Hester is so humble it makes me sick.
3. The 12 most ridiculous news stories of the year.
4. Excuse me, where is the “Classic Teen Paranormal Romance” section?
5. And the award for Best Ukrainian Journalist of 2010 goes to …
6. Wait, Congress actually did something this year?
7. Grandma reads 50 Cent’s tweets.
8. The Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas can’t get along.
9. Don’t mess with Rupert Murdoch.
10. “They said the candy canes are weapons because you can sharpen them with your mouth and stab people with them.”