1. Mark Twain would not be happy.
2. Kanye West writes Josh Groban’s lyrics.
3. When you’re not funny, make a parody of yourself, and people might laugh.
4. This is a terrible idea.
5. Question: Are Jack Donaghy and Alec Baldwin the same person?
6. Books? They’ll get ya every time.
7. Weird. Whenever someone calls the cops on me, I immediately propose.
8. Wanted: a yoga instructor to teach Washington, D.C.’s most dangerous youths.
9. Seriously, Mother Nature, what the hell is going on?
10. Oh, Russia.
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