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In case you aren’t aware, 2012 has come a year early. After thousands of birds fell from the sky in Arkansas earlier this week, animals across the world have been dropping by the thousands. Snooki wrote a book. And one of the Kardashian sisters sings. Oh, and Bananas are going extinct. We shall be condemned to a world without any animals, filled with awful literature, terrible music, and a disturbing lack of potassium.
Hide ya’ kids, hide ya’ wives. We are all going to die.