TASK #32: GET YOUR FREAK ON
“A man is as young as the woman he feels…” Unknown
Alright, it’s sex time. I’ve written about this task before, and I get a chorus of “amens” and/or “ass-hole”. Usually more of the latter than the former…
I had sex on a beach one time. Not a beach in the south of France, or in Hawaii, but on the shores of Lake Erie. It was a beach in name only–there was little sand and a lot of stones–it had the consistency of asphalt. I’ve also had sex on a golf course, in a claw-footed bathtub, the backseat of a VW bug, the restroom of a little league baseball park, and the bed of a pick-up truck. I’ve had sex with tall women, short women, ugly women, cute women; feminists, republicans, a nurse, a professional magician and an older woman who claimed that she was a member of the Daughters of The American Revolution. I’ve had awesome, perfect sex, limp-dick sex, sex with a yawning woman, sex when I’m bored, and sex in the morning before coffee, in the rain, and hung over.
And it was all good.
I hate it when guys say, “oh, she was good in bed…”, or ‘she sucked in bed…”. WAKE UP! Be thankful that anyone, regardless of ability, would take the time to let you into their body.
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I hate it when guys say, “oh, she was good in bed…”, or ‘she sucked in bed…”. WAKE UP! Somebody fucked you! Oh, sure–it can be quantified, but keep it to yourself and be thankful that anyone, regardless of ability, would take the time to let you into their body.
And let me finish with this: ANY sex is better than NO sex.
After I had sex on the “beach” I had gravel in my ass crack and scratches on my knees and elbows–and testicles–and somehow I scraped my nose.
But it was fantastic. Even though I did require first aid…
Task:
If you adhere to the following rules, I want you to have sex this week. The rules:
1) You can’t coerce someone to have sex with you. Meaning: you can’t force them. They have to be WILLING partners. Meaning, it has to be consensual–you have to have the other person’s permission. If you engage in a sexual act without another person’s consent it is considered to be sexual assault or rape. Sexual assault and rape are crimes. Horrible crimes.
2) You both have to be of legal age to have sex. Check your state’s statutes if you aren’t sure.
3) You must not deviate from rules one and two.
So if you’re of age, and have permission from your partner, then enjoy. You deserve it.
Photo by Abhishek Singh Bailoo and Lwp Kommunikáció