“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Mark Twain
About Joe Doe
Homeless is Where the Heart Is
"Humanity cannot bear much reality." -- T.S. Eliot
“Humanity cannot bear much reality.” — T.S. Eliot
Oh Lord, Not Again
"Life is a long lesson in humility." -- J.M. Barrie
“Life is a long lesson in humility.” — J.M. Barrie
Represent!
"People respect success. They respect big. They don't even have to like your music. If you're big enough, people are drawn to you" Jay Z
“People respect success. They respect big. They don’t even have to like your music. If you’re big enough, people are drawn to you” Jay Z
Let Us Praise Older Men
"Retirement at sixty five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples." -- George Burns
“Retirement at sixty five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.” — George Burns
Diet-Tribe
"I eat merely to put food out of my mind." -- N. F. Simpson
“I eat merely to put food out of my mind.” — N. F. Simpson
Ear Up!
"No man ever listened himself out of a job." -- Calvin Coolidge
“No man ever listened himself out of a job.” — Calvin Coolidge
Our Father
"It's a dull child that knows less than his father." -- Unknown
“It’s a dull child that knows less than his father.” — Unknown
Can’t We All Get Along?
"Men and nations behave rationally once they have exhausted all the other alternatives." - Abba Eban
“Men and nations behave rationally once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.” – Abba Eban
Buy Buy Buy
"Whoever said money can't buy you happiness didn't know where to shop." Unknown
“Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness didn’t know where to shop.” Unknown
Love Me Do
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." - Samuel Butler
“It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.” – Samuel Butler
Womb With a View
"A single sentence will suffice for the modern man: he fornicated and he read the newspapers". Albert Camus
“A single sentence will suffice for the modern man: he fornicated and he read the newspapers”. Albert Camus
Queen for a Day
"You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother." -- Max Shulman
“You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother.” — Max Shulman
Hit it Like You Mean it
"Non-violence is fine as long as it works." Malcolm X
“Non-violence is fine as long as it works.” Malcolm X
Thou Shalt Not…
"It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us." -- Peter De Vries
“It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.” — Peter De Vries
If I Were a Rich Man
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" Unknown
“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” Unknown