Tiersa is the owner and writer for datingsite.org where they post articles, tips and features humurous and quirky stories about dating. I don’t know Tiersa personally, but because I find online dating intriguing, funny, and confusing, I wanted to feature this guestpost. So here it is:
- Your potential matches always include a Tom, Dick or Hairy.
- The prerequisite for sign up is knowing a million ways to always say the wrong thing.
- Apparently, sending a “wink” or a “smilie” translates to “I want to Have your Love Child.”
- If you elect for Free membership, it just means you like to talk to yourself alot.
- “Fat Chance” and “Slim chance” actually do mean the same thing.
- Using the tagline “Rub my lamp and I’ll grant you one wish” does not turn 15,000 women on.
- With Premium memberships, your profile ranks slightly higher than “I’m broke and hideously ugly.” Plus, you get the opportunity to upload a shitload more unflattering photos rather than just one hideous pic.
- If your compatible match resembles someone they picked up from an Appalachian Walmart, just close your eyes and hit “Escape” three times.
- Falling asleep on your keyboard during an IM chat is not “good foreplay” (/) (@) (;)
- Datebonics – The communication between two people trying to maneuver for one shitty blind date.
