- You can’t belly-bump with a flat stomach. Ok, you can, but it’s just not the same.
- Some people like to say that they have a six pack in the fridge. That means that they have big bellies, but a really strong core underneath. It’s probably true; carrying around all that tummy requires a lot of core strength.
- The other day, a guy from Texas said he had a Ben Dunn. Because his belly been done hangin’ over his belt. That joke only kind of works, and you have to be from Texas to sell it.
- When guys lift up their arms (in an improv class, in a sports stadium, winning the lottery), you often get a glance at their under-bellies as their shirts go up. So many shapes!
- I won’t lie, I’m often trying to reduce my belly. I often wonder, though…what if I get trapped in a cave? Won’t I need that? What if somebody needs an instant pillow?
- One of my frames of reference for if I need to start losing weight is if I can see my balls when I am standing up and looking straight down. The next one is if I can see my feet. Then it’s if I can stand up without getting winded. Then if it’s if I can get out of bed. Then it’s if I have bed sores.
- A belly could just be a result of a weak core. When you strengthen your back and abs, you find you have less of a belly, and everything is kind of holding together better.
- I don’t get belly dancing. I can belly dance. I just need to eat more pasta and buy more scarves. What’s the big deal?
- If you have a big belly and an attitude, you have the right…nay, you have the obligation to exclaim “I know I look goooood!” on a regular basis.
- A belly breathes in. Who pushed the tiny button? A rested glass spills. (belly haiku)
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