What was your

favourite part of

last night’s Oscars?

Between Lupita Nyong’o’s amazing speech, Darlene Love’s impromptu acceptance song, Karen O’s sweet lullaby, Idina Menzal’s blast-you-out-of-your-seat performance and the selfie that broke Twitter, there was plenty to be impressed with at last night’s ceremony (and some things best left forgotten–I’m looking at you Kim, Bette & Pizza). Out of everything that happened, what do you think is most likely to linger in your memory banks? I know what mine is!

Just popping in to say I am officially in love with Jared Leto's mom.

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014

Just popping in to say that I wish I could have danced to "Happy" with Jared Leto's mom.

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014

Just popping in to say that if I married Jared Leto's mom, I'd be his dad and make him get a haircut.

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014

Just popping in to say that I bet Jared Leto's mom smells better than you do.

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014

Just popping in to say that Darlene Love almost made me forget about Jared Leto's mom. Almost.
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— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014

Just popping in to say that if Jared Leto's mom and I had a baby, it wouldn't look like Jared Leto.

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014

Just popping in to say that Jared Leto's mom and I think it's weird how Henry Cavill has apparently erased Christopher Reeve from history.

— Allan Mott (@HouseofGlib) March 3, 2014