Robert Downey Jr.
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Okay folks, the last time I tried this a bunch of you got upset with me and there were arguments a-plenty about how successful my intended satire was (with my critics arguing that it was a complete failure and I was a sexist jerkwad), so you may wonder why I would bother attempting it again. Well, I wasn’t going to, until I saw that–so far–that was easily the most successful “The Question Is….” post thus far in terms of actual hits.
SO IT’S BACK!
But this time, I’m avoiding accusations of sexism by focusing on a different “Trinity” than I did last time–three stars from the uber-popular Marvel Universe film franchise, which allows me to include two male participants, while also giving me an excuse to use a pic of Scarlett Johannsson to increase hits!
SEE! EVERYONE WINS!
Also, to keep things interesting, I’ve once again changed the FMK listing criteria. Instead of the standard AND TOTALLY BORING “Fuck, Marry, Kill”, it now stands for:
Fondue: Which one of the three you would most enjoy sharing a 70s style fondue dinner with.
Mary: Which one would you cast as the holy mother in your avant garde Nativity production .
Klinger: Which one would look best in drag, a la M*A*S*H‘s Corporal Klinger.
In my case, with these three it’s a no brainer: F) Chris Hemsworth, M) Robert Downey Jr. and K) Scarlett Johansson.
How about you?