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Hey gang, I just invented an amazing new game that I’m certain is going to catch on here at Internet Headquarters like gangbusters. Can you feel the excitement of being there at the moment a viral phenomenon was first unleashed?
The game is SO easy to play, but highly addictive once you start. It works like this: Someone names 3 people of renown and everyone else has to decide how they list them in their personal FMK hierarchy. It’s a great way to get know how other people think and how stupid their opinions are!
“But Allan!” I hear you all shouting at your computer screens. “You haven’t told us what FMK means!”
Personally I think it’s pretty obvious, but if I HAVE to spell it out for all of you I will. FMK stands for:
Fire – The celebrity you wouldn’t want to continue working at your company.
Mimic – The celebrity you could most easily imitate at parties.
Klinger – The celebrity you suspect would look best in drag, a la Jamie Farr’s character in the iconic 70s sitcom M*A*S*H.
I told you it was easy! I can’t wait to hear your answers and I promise to give you mine once I see a bunch of them appear below. (Updated: You gotta justify those answers!)