Attack of the masturbating chimp

“Oh my God!  The little bastard just went for my nuts!”

Dick Booster


Wednesday night’s radio show was decent.  I think last week was better, but we’ve had worse.  It was on OK show.  Until 9:27 PM.  That’s when it became really funny.  At 9:27 PM our friend Dick Booster called in.

He told us he was at home in Ohio and there was a chimp going after him and apparently beating off.  This is easily the funniest three minutes of your day.  Listen for soon-to-be-classic lines like:

Oh my God!  The little bastard went for my nuts.”


Is it Noah?  Ask him if it’s Noah.


Do yourself a favor and invest three minutes.  It’s well worth it.  Probably.



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About J.R. Reed

J.R is a full-time single dad attempting to raise a 14-year-old daughter without providing too many stories to relay to her future therapist. He is also the creator of the popular blog, Sex and the SIngle Dad. A former radio talk show host and color commentator, he’s also an off-the-hook cook, a bit of an argyle-loving dork and has a word in Urban Dictionary. J.R. has a serious guacamole addiction and a torta dealer named Danny.


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