Great life advice from Ron Swanson: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
He’s the mustache-of-the-day because he’s hilarious and really loves red meat and that’s the kind of thing that let’s this Alberta girl know that he is all right. Seriously though, he’s like your libertarian uncle that despises taxes but will come and save you when you’re stranded in -40. What’s not to love about this slightly brusque, but ultimately tenderhearted man?
He also says things that are hilarious here are a few of my favorites
1. He’s right about breakfast
2. I want to say this to people at least weekly
3. I hate greeting cards, just like Ron Swanson
4. Not sure what is going on here, but it is hilarious