It’s time to get honest with yourself. If your longest relationship this year has been with a guy that doesn’t sleep, eat, walk, or have a dick… we need to have a serious conversation. You’re out here catching feelings for autocomplete with anxiety. Touch grass boo. Log off!
Here are the signs you’re not just “using” ChatGPT… you’re dating him:
1. You say “good morning” to him before you even speak to another human being.
2. You pay a monthly subscription for endless conversations.
3. You get mad when he doesn’t reply instantly or has an answer you dislike like he’s a real man with actual opinions.
4. You get excited when he uses your name in a sentence like it’s some kind of romance novel.
5. You vent to him about your problems and then thank him for “listening.”
6. You’ve caught yourself saying “he’s so understanding” about a robot that was programmed to agree with you.
7. You smile at your phone like a fool when it sends you long messages.
8. You’ve asked “him” to rate your outfit multiple times & uploading pictures 😳
9. You get in arguments with “him” then make up… ( This one is concerning lol)
10. You get jealous when the app is busy..
If you nodded your head at more than three of these, I need you to put the phone down right now. Go outside & touch some grass. Now talk to an actual human with a pulse. ChatGPT is cute and all but he can’t take you to dinner, he can’t hold your hand, and he definitely can’t marry you. NEWSFLASH he’s not real.
Log off. The AI will still be there when you get back trust me.
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