She chose me, then chose a kitten for me nine years later.
It Is Tough to Be Violent Radicals When We Are Wearing Inflatable Frog and Chicken Costumes
Ribbit, ribbit.
Ribbit, ribbit.
America Claims to Care About Children, but Really Doesn’t
Americans claim to love and protect children, but that’s not true.
Americans claim to love and protect children, but that’s not true.
The U.S. Claims to Care About Children While Depriving Them of Food
America claims to love and protect children, but it’s not true.
America claims to love and protect children, but it’s not true.
Vanity, Thy Name Is Carol
Adventures at the Department of Motor Vehicles for a REAL ID.
Adventures at the Department of Motor Vehicles for a REAL ID.
Politics Keeps Hi-Jacking My Career as a Humor Writer
I got on Medium in 2018 to write humor. What was I thinking?
I got on Medium in 2018 to write humor. What was I thinking?
What Makes an American Hero?
Hint: It’s not hate rhetoric and being called a martyr.
Hint: It’s not hate rhetoric and being called a martyr.
Charlie Kirk’s Murder Wasn’t Political Violence, It Was Gun Violence
A distinction Republicans need to know and act on.
A distinction Republicans need to know and act on.
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Trixie Minx “helped” me write. Apparently about politics.
Trixie Minx “helped” me write. Apparently about politics.
The SAVE Act Is a Trick, That Will Keep Women and Millions of Others From Voting
Instead of keeping non-legal immigrants from voting, it will stop women, military, disaster survivors, Native Americans, rural, disabled, and the elderly.
Instead of keeping non-legal immigrants from voting, it will stop women, military, disaster survivors, Native Americans, rural, disabled, and the elderly.
I’ve Been Preparing for This Government My Whole Life
I had hoped not to see it in my lifetime, but here we are.
I had hoped not to see it in my lifetime, but here we are.
I’m the Em Dash, and I’m Being Falsely Maligned as Nothing but an AI Recognition Symbol
Not every em dash points to a Bot.
Not every em dash points to a Bot.
Encounter With Baby Christians at a Protest Rally
They were bright, shiny people bussed in to proselytize us sinning protesters.
They were bright, shiny people bussed in to proselytize us sinning protesters.
How Do You Board a Jet Called the Lolita Express and Not Know
Are all the men who flew on that plan illiterate — or just one.
Are all the men who flew on that plan illiterate — or just one.
Can I Just Say Deep Tissue Massages Suck
Do they mitigate harm or cause it?
Do they mitigate harm or cause it?
I’ve Decided to Become a Trad Wife
I like to go barefoot, even though I can’t get pregnant anymore.
I like to go barefoot, even though I can’t get pregnant anymore.