Want to work at Victoria’s Secret? Just be ready for this during the application process.
About That Time I Used My Body To Get Something I Wanted (Or, 5 Moments in the Life of an English Major)
So there I was at the Ryman unbuttoning my shirt for a stranger who knew me only as “Chainsaw."
So there I was at the Ryman unbuttoning my shirt for a stranger who knew me only as “Chainsaw.”
Why You Should Never Tell Anyone You’re Writing a Book (Especially One About Selling Bras)
Because they'll hound you about it until you deliver.
Because they’ll hound you about it until you deliver.
How a Life Coach Inspired Me to Take a Job Selling Bras
I don't think working at Victoria's Secret was exactly what he had in mind when he said I should "study women," but it has been an amazing education.
I don’t think working at Victoria’s Secret was exactly what he had in mind when he said I should “study women,” but it has been an amazing education.
The Danger of Reading Too Much Into a Drunken Make-Out Sesh With Your Lab Partner
It might not mean what you think it means, but it doesn't mean nothing at all.
It might not mean what you think it means, but it doesn’t mean nothing at all.
The Two Types of Lingerie You Can Buy a Lover (and The Most Important Question to Ask on a First Date)
It turns out that success, in love and life, requires one thing. And I didn't have it. Yet.
It turns out that success, in love and life, requires one thing. And I didn’t have it. Yet.
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Steps (Part 2)
How it began. And how it ended.
How it began. And how it ended.
The 3 Types of Customers That Shop at Victoria’s Secret
And why women need to have so many kinds of bras to choose from.
And why women need to have so many kinds of bras to choose from.
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Steps (Part I)
Just say no to love spells, sex instruction manuals, pick up artistry, and country music.
Just say no to love spells, sex instruction manuals, pick up artistry, and country music.
How to Figure out Her Bra Size (When You Don’t Have a Clue)
It's simple. Really.
It’s simple. Really.
A Girl Who Bleaches Her WHAT? (How a Hygiene Preference Helped Me Understand My Mother)
Suddenly I'm thrust into a world where bleach is no longer exclusive to clothes and teeth. And I will never be the same.
Suddenly I’m thrust into a world where bleach is no longer exclusive to clothes and teeth. And I will never be the same.
11 Things Not to Say When You’re a Cashier at Victoria’s Secret
The first 3 made us LOL. Because context is everything.
The first 3 made us LOL. Because context is everything.
A Crazy Way to Steal a Thong
Not that we recommend doing that, ever.
Not that we recommend doing that, ever.
How NOT Dating Taylor Swift Almost Got Me Fired
He went from the world of g-strings to the world of silly string, and then he made a REALLY colossal mistake.
He went from the world of g-strings to the world of silly string, and then he made a REALLY colossal mistake.
5 Things to Know Before Proposing in Paris
Thankfully, she still said, “Yes,” and I slipped the ring onto her hand. The wrong hand, mind you, but she didn’t really care at this point.
Thankfully, she still said, “Yes,” and I slipped the ring onto her hand. The wrong hand, mind you, but she didn’t really care at this point.