Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people.
Can We Be Done With Zoom?
Maybe I’m just freaking out, off-base, being paranoid.
Maybe I’m just freaking out, off-base, being paranoid.
*Normal* A Story of Change
The narrative that runs through my brain—for how long, fifteen-years?—is that I’m not a real adult.
The narrative that runs through my brain—for how long, fifteen-years?—is that I’m not a real adult.
Tommy & Me at 3:53
I found having nothing to do at four a.m. rather relaxing.
I found having nothing to do at four a.m. rather relaxing.
Words Matter
In 2253, second graders will still learn about the day the president told an angry mob to attack the U.S. Capitol.
In 2253, second graders will still learn about the day the president told an angry mob to attack the U.S. Capitol.
A Prayer for Something Better
Was 2020 the worst year ever?
Was 2020 the worst year ever?
Dreaming Dark Thoughts
I’ll miss these days when everyone stayed home and kept to themselves. When I felt normal.
I’ll miss these days when everyone stayed home and kept to themselves. When I felt normal.
Be the Light
When people wish me Merry Christmas, I’ll respond with “Be the Light.”
When people wish me Merry Christmas, I’ll respond with “Be the Light.”
Disaster Is Inevitable
Here’s the worst part: guess who’s got all the guns?
Here’s the worst part: guess who’s got all the guns?
Prince or Mat Fraser?
I thought I was going to write about Prince today, but really I’m writing a thank you note to Mat Fraser.
I thought I was going to write about Prince today, but really I’m writing a thank you note to Mat Fraser.
Just Desserts
The best thing about eating pie for dinner is you can have another slice for dessert.
The best thing about eating pie for dinner is you can have another slice for dessert.
The Hard Days
I once read that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the biggest drinking night in America.
I once read that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the biggest drinking night in America.
Obsession
If I could get a job predicting Covid infections for the duration of the pandemic, I’d be killing it.
If I could get a job predicting Covid infections for the duration of the pandemic, I’d be killing it.
The Sun Rose in the Middle of the Night
A fitting bookend to a dark and dangerous year.
A fitting bookend to a dark and dangerous year.
Do Not Reply (Satire)
Write me back soon! I need to know if I should do one more edit on my manuscript.
Write me back soon! I need to know if I should do one more edit on my manuscript.
Whoppers
It’s important for me to be considered a “good” house on Halloween.
It’s important for me to be considered a “good” house on Halloween.