I just want to be read.
Of Perfume and Pan
Revisiting our past is always a risk, sometimes we don’t really like the person we used to be.
Revisiting our past is always a risk, sometimes we don’t really like the person we used to be.
Hey Man, What’s Cooking?
November 2 is National Men Make Dinner Day
November 2 is National Men Make Dinner Day
When Halloween Decorations Get Disturbing
Some people take Halloween too far.
Some people take Halloween too far.
Amber Alert: What Would You Do?
The easiest thing for me to do is nothing.
The easiest thing for me to do is nothing.
The Loss of a Family Heirloom
Strange how I remember it so well.
Strange how I remember it so well.
Interview With No One
I could barely contain my grin as I fleshed out this guy who lurked at the back of my thoughts for so many years.
I could barely contain my grin as I fleshed out this guy who lurked at the back of my thoughts for so many years.
Shavasana Is Hard
Not only should my body look like a corpse, but my mind should function like one too, meaning not functioning at all. A blank mind. That’s what makes it tricky.
Not only should my body look like a corpse, but my mind should function like one too, meaning not functioning at all. A blank mind. That’s what makes it tricky.
Confessions of a Lousy Driver
Eight of ten American men rank themselves better than average behind the wheel. If I volunteer myself as below average, I must really suck.
I’m a lousy driver. With this statement, I’m also an anomaly. Eight of ten American men rank themselves better than average behind the wheel. If I volunteer myself as below average, I must really suck. Years ago, I fancied myself skilled. I planned my lane-changes for optimal efficiency, moving twice the speed of the stop-and-go…
I Have a Serious Case of RBF*
People just don’t want to talk with me.
People just don’t want to talk with me.
He’s Got Legs (He Knows How to Use Them)
I have attractive legs. No really, I do. I’ve heard it all my life.
I have attractive legs. No really, I do. I’ve heard it all my life.
Freedom From Boredom
What’s wrong with a little boredom on vacation?
What’s wrong with a little boredom on vacation?
Date Night at the Grocery
My wife Susan and I like to grocery shop together. Is that weird?
My wife Susan and I like to grocery shop together. Is that weird?
A River Runs: Living in the Downstream of Nostalgia
I’d like to say our time in the woods was a big part of my kids’ life.
I’d like to say our time in the woods was a big part of my kids’ life.
Would You Like Number Twenty-Three?
Leave your yens on the counter, please.
Leave your yens on the counter, please.
Dog Days
the earth is more important than pretty much anything, even human life, but we don’t kill people to raise awareness on climate change. Not yet anyway.
The earth is more important than pretty much anything, even human life, but we don’t kill people to raise awareness on climate change. Not yet anyway.