A lifestyle center is exactly the same thing as what they used to call a ‘town center’ twenty-five years ago, and exactly what I called a mall when I was a kid.
Here’s Your Sugar
Jeanne never made me feel like I was anything but her best friend.
Jeanne never made me feel like I was anything but her best friend.
Alone in a Crowd
Many in my orbit swear they don’t know I have Tourette Syndrome until I tell them, they certainly see my tics.
Many in my orbit swear they don’t know I have Tourette Syndrome until I tell them, they certainly see my tics.
Numb: When Blunting Life Seems Easier Than Living It
Tanqueray numbs more than just pain.
Tanqueray numbs more than just pain.
The Lunatic Is on the Grass*
In today’s culture war, I hope to be a warrior.
In today’s culture war, I hope to be a warrior.
Facing the Inevitable
Humans have an enormous capacity to deny our inevitable fate.
Humans have an enormous capacity to deny our inevitable fate.
Wavers and A**holes (My Rules for Running and Life in General)
How hard is it to lift your freaking hand one time during a run to acknowledge someone who has at least one major thing in common with you?
How hard is it to lift your freaking hand one time during a run to acknowledge someone who has at least one major thing in common with you?
The Problem With Being a Chad
(With my apologies to anyone named Chad.)
(With my apologies to anyone named Chad.)
The Meaning of a Shriek
I have Tourette Syndrome. You may hear me making weird sounds or see me making strange faces. Sorry to dump this on you. I think it’s easier if I just tell you about it up front.
I have Tourette Syndrome. You may hear me making weird sounds or see me making strange faces. Sorry to dump this on you. I think it’s easier if I just tell you about it up front.
Alcohol Was My Mask
Without alcohol, I didn’t know how to socialize.
Without alcohol, I didn’t know how to socialize.
I Don’t Love Yoga
I view yoga with the same resignation as when I gut down my daily iron pills.
I view yoga with the same resignation as when I gut down my daily iron pills.
End Days
It truly seems like we’re hurdling towards end times.
It truly seems like we’re hurdling towards end times.
Grave Thoughts
What do I expect for a final ‘resting’ place?
What do I expect for a final ‘resting’ place?
After Surgery: Correcting Double Vision
It might take a couple of weeks for me to be able to reliably see single images again.
It might take a couple of weeks for me to be able to reliably see single images again.
Torque: Life With Tourette Syndrome
Who’s watching me? What do they think?
Who’s watching me? What do they think?
A Post-Easter Tale of Jellybeans
My inability to moderate my candy intake is well documented.
My inability to moderate my candy intake is well documented.