He tried. But it wasn’t the right can opener. ___ I’ve opened a few cans of worms in my life. You’ve been there–out of curiosity, a game of poke the bear, or sometimes you are clueless about the effect your words or actions may have on others. It’s a tricky one, balancing between thinking you’re over-important…
Jules Schoolmeester
About Jules Schoolmeester
When I was 12, I broke my ankle and in all the cast signing that summer, I never noticed my foot growing and my toes of my right foot stretching out of the cast. All the toes except my big toe, which stopped growing with that broken ankle and gave me an extreme case of Greek foot, dashing the dreams I never knew I had of becoming a foot model, but securing a philosophy that function is usually more important than form.
I'm a feminist, a writer, a runner, a German Shorthaired Pointed enthusiast, lover of Star Wars, and appreciator of all types of art and creative expression. I can also be a raging misanthrope, find Tinder hilarious, and have been told by several people that I am the weirdest person they know. Living in the Vanilla West, I take that with a grain of salt, where simultaneously possessing an opinion and a vagina can be considered weird.
Life with these Bitches is pretty great most of the time, so this space is to share our awesomeness. I crave authenticity and it's taken almost four decades to learn that censoring myself just isn't gonna work. I am a giant dork, a true introvert who enjoys people in bite-sized doses, and I hope you enjoy a bit of our nonsense.