There’s a lot to be said for NOT getting swept off your feet.
There’s a hydrogen bomb of resentment just below the surface and we then just hit “eject.”
Being an adult means taking responsibility for the consequences of your actions even if you had the most innocent of intentions.
If you’ve ever been ghosted by someone, especially without ever really having done anything wrong, and wondered what they’re really thinking, I’m happy to translate.
Most everyone has sex eventually, but not everyone becomes a fantastic person.
Wait, this show has really been on for 23 seasons already? Good lord.
A heavenly thing happened to me recently. A woman I’ve never even met before asked me out.
Why trying standup comedy can make you a better man.
This is for all you people like me, who hold onto things too long.
Dear me, a thousand years ago: I’m proud of you.
How to call it off with someone without being a total schmuck.
Magical things are coming our way if we let them.
A sign of someone who’s lived out loud.
Though the name might make me curse from time to time, I can’t think of a city I love more.
Moving on takes time.
Remember, you might want to speak with this person again.