JJ Vincent can’t figure out why—in this day and age of relaxed masculine norms — why does he have such trouble holding a woman’s purse for a moment?
Humor
Were Things Better Back in the Day? Hah!
Why does it only seem like things were better eons ago? Scott Behson breaks it down.
Call for Submissions from the New Humor Editor
Mickey Feurtes is searching far and wide for things men find funny. You in?
Ground Rule Trouble
Think steroids is biggest problem in baseball? Tyler Smith takes a humorous look at the ways that baseball and cheating have gone hand in hand.
Ladies: How To Find The Man Of Your Dreams And Fall In Love
A grizzled, Gen-X writer gives some valuable ‘love advice’ to The GMP’s female readers.
How We Get Ready to Be a Dad
Since learning his wife was pregnant, Brian Meehan, has tangoed with every emotion on the spectrum. Here are his 5 signposts on the road to fatherhood.
When She Wants To Sleep With You: How Not To Blow It
When you know she’s made up her mind, there’s one thing that’ll change it: you.
How Not to Prepare for a Disaster in New York City
Max Regian with some humorous tips on what not to do when faced with the temporary, inconvenient, non-“world ending” disaster.
Rubber Duckies, You’re the Ones: How to Freak People Out in 178 Easy Steps
JJ Vincent has a thing for rubber duckies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
7 Most Amazingly Stupid Halloween Costume Ideas for Geeks
Shaun Chatman looks at why some costumes which seem to be the epitome of geekiness might be a not-so-smart idea.
Women Who Follow the NFL
Is football merely a man’s sport? No way.
This Is What Happens When I’m Between Jobs
Steve Coruzzi finally has the time needed to do an in-depth analysis of the relative suckiness of the state he lives in.
Mommy Blogs are from FX & Daddy Blogs are from Must See TV: Celebrating The Barbed Voices of a New Generation
Mark Spellun takes a look at the demographics of parent bloggers and wonders, “Where are the daddy voices?”
When a Raccoon Invades a Playground
Mark Spellun shares how a trip to the playground became a day to remember.
I Love Being British
Funny girl Emily Hartridge lists 10 Reasons why it’s great to be British
Facebook is STILL Annoying… 10 Reasons Why
Our favorite presenter weighs in on the ways in which Facebook is ruining our lives. Do you agree?